Games: Amateur Surgeon 3 on iOS (Free!), Super House of Dead Ninjas DLC
We live in a society that loves video games. They like them for free, they like them otherwise, they also seem to like to spend more money on games they spent money on for extra content. Adult Swim Games knows that, and they’re happy to oblige in all of the departments people love when it comes to games with a couple of new things for you to spend both hard drive space and cold hard cash on.
On the mobile front, Adult Swim Games is proud to present Amateur Surgeon 3, a free sequel to the popular arcadey surgery game. It’s totally free to play this time around, but the game does include some in-app purchases in case you want some extra goodies and you’re willing to shell out some real-life money to get ‘em. Otherwise, a completely free experience for you. The app store description:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO OPERATE ON A MUTANT BEAR WITH A CHAINSAW?*
If so, then you are wasting time reading this when you could be playing “AMATEUR SURGEON: TAG-TEAM TRAUMA” and LIVING THAT DREAM.
As rookie surgeon Ophelia Payne you must cut your way to the heart of a dark mystery while saving lives using your trusty pizza cutter, stapler, car battery – and host of other inappropriate tools!
Amateur Surgeon 3 also features the following exciting bullet-points!
• More than 20 over-the-top surgeries in 6 exotic locations including:
• Inept Criminals!
• Radioactive Bats!
• A Possibly-Cannibal!
• Transgender Robot!
• Mutated Cultists!
• Full, awesome story with inappropriate humour and cheap gags!
• 8 colourful tag-team surgery partners with bizarre special abilities!
• Fully customisable upgrades for your tools!
• Multiple save slots to share with family/friends!
• A genetically-enhanced Pug called Mister Giblets!
Download now for FREE!
(…and then hopefully spend some money on all the cool extra stuff we have in the game!)
*(You have the chainsaw – not the bear)
The game’s only on iOS, so if you have an iPhone or iPad, fire up the ol’ Apple device and hit up your App Store. Click these words here to see it in iTunes or the store on your device.
On the not-so-mobile front, the Games wing of our favorite network is bringing you a DLC pack named the True Ninja Pack for the Steam version of Super House of Dead Ninjas. The game reached #1 on a couple of Steam charts during its launch sale, and it’s doing pretty well, so the True Ninja Pack is here to enhance your experience with new weapons, new achievements, a new super-hard difficulty, and more. The Steam info:
Now you can play as the fearsome One-Armed Ninja from the original House of Dead Ninjas, try your hand at the all new super hard “Ninja” Difficulty, AND refine your weapon skills with the dreaded Hookshot. Can you handle all this ninja goodness?
One-Armed Ninja Character: deals double melee damage but cannot use magic
Ninja Mode: all-new deadly difficulty
Speed Run Mode
Boss Rush Mode
3 New Weapons
2 New items
10 New Achievements
If you have the game, you can nab the True Ninja Pack DLC for $2.99 on Steam right now. If you don’t have Super House of Dead Ninjas yet, you can get it for half off right now on Steam ($3.49!). Them get that DLC with it.
Not too expensive, no breaking the bank, and you get plenty of fun. What more could you ask for? An Android version of Amateur Surgeon 3? Yeah, I guess so. But what else could you ask for? Not much.
Go get ‘em.